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Once I had achieved
success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought
her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items,
the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45."
"Why don't you order
that, Mom?" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster."
She looked at me with
the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're
really twins?"
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