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An Amercian, a Scot
and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at
the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that
there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll
return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American.
Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?"
asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said
the American, "the Scot was huggling price, and the Canadian was
arguing that his government should pay."
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