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Three famous surgeons
were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his
hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
"That's nothing,"
said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched
them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of
you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible
accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and
a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
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